Morrisons Ebbw Vale packing my shopping.
Large Chav gent and girl seem to know the young cashier. He says to her
Dai is bad 'e 'av 'ad too much pop
Cashier: Wo? real pop or beer like...
Chav : Real pop
Hows tha' then?
You know you has them big pepsi bottles buy one get two free? ''im an \'is missis bought a load and when he got 'ome he downed one in one go. Course he vomited back up all over the floor. "is missis run to clean it up slipped on it and banged 'er 'ead. So he calls an ambulance and when it gets there the driver slips on the vomit and 'ee' 'urt isself........
I had to leave at that point. Who in their righjt mind would down a a 2 litre bottle in one go?
We walk the same streets as these people.
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